Dwight
VS
The Machine


Hello, Dwight Schrute.
It's me, the Computer, Dunder Mifflin's top paper salesman.

Care to challenge me?

Cartoon desktop computer, keyboard, and monitor, depicted with the Dunder Mifflin computer desktop backround from the TV series, The Office.

Here's how to beat me... That is, if you can:

  • This is a game of technique and precision. You'll have to bring your best clicking skills.
  • Every second, I will make multiple sales. The amount of sales I make per second depends on the difficulty level that you choose:
    • EASY: 3 sales per second
    • MEDIUM: 5 sales per second
    • $#%&?!: 8 sales per second
  • As soon as you click the difficulty level that you prefer, I will begin to make paper sales, so don’t slack off.
  • You can make your own sales by clicking the SELL button which will appear under your name (DwightKSchrute) once a level is selected. Each click is one sale.
  • Whoever makes the most sales in 30 seconds is the superior salesperson.

Are you ready?

Timer: 30 seconds

DunMiff/sys:
0 sales

Dwight, from the TV series, The Office, excitedly throwing his arms around, with captions 'YES! YES! YESYES!' Dwight, from the TV series, The Office, crying during an interview. Camera zooming into Dwight's face, showing disappointment (from the TV series, The Office).

DwightKSchrute:
0 sales